so the other day my coworker sherrell convinces me to run a 5k. problem? I am fat, wayyyyy overweight.....bigger problem, I can't run ( unless someone chases me). so after listening to her beg for about 20 minutes i decide let's do it! why shouldnt I? I mean I have a life insurance policy, and my family could use the money. plus, after losing some weight, it would be awesome to lose more. so where to start? my first instance is to run tot he nearest hibbets and get awesome lance aarmstrong shoes, maybe then i can run like hmmm.....umm no that won't work. so i guess i'll start by not devouring a dairy queen blizzard in 8 minutes and to actually use my membership to Gold's Gym. The movement starts now!!!!
P.S. If one more person says, "wait, you are running a 5k"? yes asshole me, the same person that's going to punch you if you ask me that again. watch.....wait...and read!
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You don't have to punch me! I know you can do it. It'll change your life!
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